Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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