if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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