I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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