if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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