Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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