I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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