He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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