420 ftw
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I need to calm my uterus...
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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