and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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