I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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