we're blogging at a bar
false alarm. still invincible.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
