You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Buhtt sex?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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