Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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