allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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