Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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