There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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