I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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