wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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