can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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