I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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