Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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