I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
vagina is talking i cant
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
