we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Be still, my beating vagina.
As shirtless as possible
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Randomize
