You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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