Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I think i got beer on your cat.
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