I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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