ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I wish there were birth control emojis
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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