You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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