Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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