My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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