just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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