The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I'm really busy with my period
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