Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
id be glad to
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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