you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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