if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
