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At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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