I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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