I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
