Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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