Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
the liver wants what the liver wants
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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