he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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