I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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