she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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