So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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