I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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