I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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