Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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