I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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