look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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