what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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